cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(Source: sad-nena, via satan-blessyou)

2009-03-14

cuteyahooanswers:

Being with her is like being in a dream. she is the most amazing person that i have ever met. I don’t even know how to explain it.

(via nekropolia)

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

(via nekropolia)

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: guystud, via satan-blessyou)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via satan-blessyou)

It scares me sometimes, the emptiness I see in my eyes. The Wonder Years  (via disorder)

(Source: hqlines, via losingthe-war)

1130 /

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via satan-blessyou)

Let it be known that I am
bitter and damned and
tired and useless;
Let it be known
when the final hope goes
there remains but a
staring at the dance and
watching the feeble intercourse
of the idiots,
with very little note taking. Charles Bukowski, Ignus Fatuus,ch. VIII (via elisebrown)

(via yosunshine)

740 /
foreverfrankandgee:

Gerard talking about Frank (x)
740 /
foreverfrankandgee:

Gerard talking about Frank (x)
5179 /
2656 /
my-death-is-near:

8:59pm thoughts with a black hole disintegrating me
holdyourhandbreakmywrist:

bestevarevillaugh:

Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep?

Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have.
THEME.