yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
Ducks are just water chickens
Or are chickens just land ducks
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money